What would each zodiac sign do if they got a sunburn at the beach?

What would each zodiac sign do if they got a bad sunburn at the beach, really bad.





It's just for fun and I'm bored so have fun ! :P|||Aries: AHHH S**T! Now i'll definitely won't get laid.. %26gt;:|


Taurus: *Orders three tonnes of after sun lotion* Ha, this'll do the trick. *Bathes in a whole bath tub filled with nothing but after sun lotion* %26gt;:)


Gemini: Hmm, well i'll do some research see what the internet's advice for these kind of things are... :-/


Cancer: Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god! Look at my frickin' skin, ohhh mayynnnn! *Starts crying into a random woman's salad* :'(


Leo: *Sings* I am beautiful, no matter what they say.. Words can't bring me down.. :P *Whole beach stares at Leo, and applauds*


Virgo: Jesus, now i'm going to get skin cancer, then i'll have a rubbish funeral then i'll- *Gets hit by Scorpio*


Libra: *Bursts out crying* What did i ever do to deserve this? I never did anything wrong :'( *Runs away hiding face*


Scorpio: *Hits Virgo* Enough of that, you think you're the only one who has sunburnt skin? Pfft, good-for-nothing earth sign. It's us water signs that are the best *Basks in own glory* :D


Sagittarius: To hell with it, i'll drink til i stop feeling the pain (: *Downs bottle of vodka*


Capricorn: I have a leaflet on this somewhere, let me just find it... :-|


Aquarius: Wow! I'm like one big pink walking piece of art! Maybe i can contribute myself to the art gallery :D *Runs off into car, and drives off*


Pisces: I don't even know what's wrong with me, but who cares, we're at the beach.. :D *Falls asleep, and gets even more sunburnt*|||I am Taurus. I would try to roll in the mud, and then try to sleep with you.|||Pray this was a bad dream! If not, change my BOOZE and flop back into the ocean!





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